A joke I rewrote to make it timely... What do you get if you cross a Russian dictator and a Russian oligarch?
Killed. You get killed.
Slightly rewrote the ending on this classic
A man is flying in a hot-air balloon and realizes he is lost.
He reduces height and spots a man below.
He lowers the balloon farther and shouts, "Excuse me! Can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot-air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field....
if a Marxist rewrote the tale of Robin of Locksley, he would title it...
Little Red Robin Hood.
I rewrote Hansel & Gretel but changed the oven to a mobile stove.
The title is now Hansel & Griddle.
Rewrote an old joke to match today's trends
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make...
A joke my Cousin told to me when I was 5, that I rewrote one day. The Rabi and the Trids (WARNING: LONG)
This is the story of a Rabbi named Steven. Steven was lost in the mountains of Bolivia one day. He had embarked from Lima weeks ago, but his translator had taken a rather nasty tumble and was no longer with him. But the Rabbi continued. He walked forward and up, perhaps being guided by a higher forc...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were going camping.
They set up their tent, started a campfire, and laid down their sleeping bags inside of the tent. After a few hours of playing cards and joking by the fire, they extinguished the fire and went to sleep. Holmes awoke Watson in the middle of the night and they looked up at the starry night sky. ...
B.C.
A rather old fashioned lady, was planning a couple of weeks vacation in Florida. She also was quite delicate and elegant with her language. She wrote a letter to a particular campground and asked for reservations. She wanted to make sure the campground was fully equipped but didn’t know quite how to...
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