he caught a beautiful golden trout. This happened to be a magic trout, and it said to the gypsy
"Oh kind fisherman, if you would throw me back I will grant you three wishes!"
So the gypsy didn't think very long, and threw the fish back. Then he said
"For my first wish, I want to...
Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'delete' to 'shreddit' and 'karma' to 'creddit'. Yet they haven't.
I don’t geddit.
Eddits:
Courtesy to The_maxi : I propose to add a function to remove awards and name it “regreddit“
What did the Maxi-Pad say to the fart?
You are the wind beneath my wings.
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Why don't tampons talk to maxi-pads?
Because they're stuck-up cunts.
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Why don’t maxi pads socialise with tampons?
They’re stuck up cunts.
Fly, baby, fly!
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A police officer arrives at an accident scene where apparently three blondes have leaped to their death from a very tall building... he suddenly notices that one is still breathing so he approaches her and asks: "why the hell did you three beautiful girls leap out of that building?" The bl...
Did anyone see Apple's new device targeted for women consumers?
Its called the MaxiPad
A Vampire died and was in the process of being reincarnated...
They asked him, "What would you like to have in your next lifetime?"
"Drinking blood is good but I don't like hunting, ideally I'd like to have a easy supply of fresh blood." "Alright."
"I also like turning into a bat and flying, so let me retain wings.", he said. "Noted." ...
What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?
A Maxi Pad
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