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Maxi Jokes

What did the Maxi Pad say to the fart?

You are the wind beneath my wings.

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Why don't tampons talk to maxi-pads?

Because they're stuck-up cunts.

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Why don’t maxi pads socialise with tampons?

They’re stuck up cunts.

Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'delete' to 'shreddit' and 'karma' to 'creddit'. Yet they haven't.

I don’t geddit.

Eddits:

Courtesy to The_maxi : I propose to add a function to remove awards and name it “regreddit“

What’s a vampire’s favorite ethnic food?

Maxi Pad Thai.

Did anyone see Apple's new device targeted for women consumers?

Its called the MaxiPad

Fly, baby, fly!

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A police officer arrives at an accident scene where apparently three blondes have leaped to their death from a very tall building... he suddenly notices that one is still breathing so he approaches her and asks: "why the hell did you three beautiful girls leap out of that building?" The bl...

What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?

A Maxi Pad

A Vampire died and was in the process of being reincarnated...

They asked him, "What would you like to have in your next lifetime?"

"Drinking blood is good but I don't like hunting, ideally I'd like to have a easy supply of fresh blood."
"Alright."

"I also like turning into a bat and flying, so let me retain wings.", he said.
"Noted."
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