After a large drive towards renewable energy... America has declared they will now invade the Netherlands...

To steal their wind!

What is the gorillaz favorite source of renewable energy?

Windmills, windmills for the land

Teacher: Nitrogen isn't a renewable resource.

Me: Can we fix that?

(Came up with this joke just a few hours earlier when my Bio teacher said this.)

What do you call a TV show discussing renewable energy?

The solar panel

How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.

Did you know that Germany has one of the highest renewable energy use ratings in the world?

They most certainly use less gas now.

A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine...

The solar panel says, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."

A group of farming mathmeticians in the Midwest are doing well for themselves

These farmers use their mathmatical expertise to best know how to plot their lands, when to start planting or harvesting, and overall how to have a good yield.

Recently, the state has been pushing for a ban on diesel-engine tractors due to their heavy usage on non-renewable resources and how...

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A dude tells his hippy girlfriend that her boobs are too small

A dude tells his hippy girlfriend that her boobs are too small. She agrees but says that she doesn't want breast implants because Silicone isn't a renewable resource. He suggests that she find a natural alternate. Weeks later she has a great idea and carves two boobs out of a tree from her back yard...

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An Engineer in Hell

One day, an engineer dies. He goes before St Peter and is told that he'll be spending eternity in Hell. So, he goes to Hell, looks around and says to Satan: 'This place sucks'.

The engineer gets to work building a functional fresh water system, air conditions the whole place, builds a sewerag...

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