R Kelly Jokes - 26 Hilarious R Kelly Jokes

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R Kelly sentenced to another 20 years…

Bet he’s pissed.

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R Kelly found guilty of 11 counts of sexual assault

Or 18, if you ask him to do the maths

What key does R Kelly prefer to sing?

B minor.

Why don’t R Kelly wins races?

Because he is always coming a little behind.

R Kelly likes his women like he likes his scotch

12 years old and mixed up with coke

R Kelly is really changing the rap game

He takes the art out of rap artist

I heard R Kelly is appealing his 30 year sentence.

Said he is gonna try to swap it for two 15's

What's R Kelly's favorite chord?

A Minor.

Did you know R Kelly had a chance to become a professional Hockey player?

The only problem was.. is that he never wanted to score after the first period.

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Why can’t you get out of a sex cult with R Kelly?

One you’re in, urine.

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Why doesn't R Kelly have money to post bail?

Because he pissed it all away.

I asked R Kelly if he thought I was pretty.

He said "you're an eight"

What's the difference between greyhound racing and R Kelly..?

The greyhounds wait for the hare.

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I heard that R Kelly criticised Justin Bieber's music.

He pissed off a lot of little girls.

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R Kelly has been charged with sexual abuse

I guess there was something wrong with that bump and grind.

Why should kids never have been allowed near R Kelly?

Well he ain’t PG13 Kelly, is he?

What does R Kelly call people below him?

Peons.

R Kelly likes his girls like he likes his professional footballers

Young, fit, and not allowed to come out.

Who does R Kelly blame his current legal troubles on?

His body...

His mind was telling him no, but his body, his body was telling him yeeeehhhss.

What did the FBI agent say to R Kelly upon his arrest?

Urine trouble now!

The Fly and R Kelly

A Fly buzzes up to R Kelly and asks "Mr Kelly could you please sing me a song?"

R Kelly pauses in thought then replies "I believe I can, fly".

I believe I can Fly, Bump and Grind, and Ignition by R Kelly were all written in the same key

A minor

Somali Pirates Can't Find Hidden Treasure Buried in 2007

A bunch of Somali pirates lost their hidden treasure. They last saw their hidden treasure in 2007. They tried everything, bloodhounds, radar, metal detectors, sonar. But they couldn't find their treasure.

One day, one of the pirates had a suggestion.

"Captain, we should break R ...

so I hear r Kelly's music has been removed from Spotify for hate content

when asked what he thought of this he said. ''if I could turn back the hands of time,....

After R Kelly gets out of prison, he decides to go apply for a job at McDonald’s because it’s his favorite. The interviewer asked what separates him apart from others who applied?

He said, I believe I can fryyyyyy

BREAKING NEWS

R Kelly has tested positive for SHEWASNT-19

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