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Purell Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders hate Purell?

Because it kills 99.99% of germs, and he doesn't like the fact that it protects the top 0.01%

Who brings Purell and wet wipes to all the good little OCD girls and boys?

Sani Claus.

My British friend got a job making hand sanitizer

He said it's Purell

I'm not Jewish, but I decided to observe Passover this year.

Well, I modified it a bit: I smeared Purell on my door frame so that coronavirus would pass over my house.

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