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A guy in a public place, phone out, camera on...

He approaches a young woman. "What are you doing, creep?" she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

I had to cough in a public place today

I tried to cover it with a fart

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Iโ€™ll never understand how people use their laptop in public places.

Arenโ€™t they worried others will see what porn they are watching?

I was loudly advertising my Hawaiian finger-food stand in a public place and everybody started running away - wtf...

"Aloha Snackbar!" "Aloha Snackbar!"

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

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A bus stops... [NSFW]

and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-mor...

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I women was cheating on her husband , look how he discovered .

A husband was sitting in a public place with his friend whose name was Jack , they were chatting and a girl came to Jack and start kissing him and telling him that she messed him and such kind of these stuff and it goes like that with almost every girl that walked by .
The husband was suprised " ...

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How is sex different from pizza?

You don't have to worry about getting arrested for having pizza in a public place.

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Wireless Internet is like Sex

You still want it, even if it's unprotected and in a public place.

Your mother is so fat

That she was sent home for gathering in a public place

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Blonde

A blonde is walking down the street. One of her breasts popped out of her blouse. Everyone gasped and gasped, and only one policeman found the courage to tell her:
- Citizen, why are you in such a public place !?
She looks at her breast and exclaims:
"Horror!" I forgot my child on the...

Southern States Have Declared A Shift In Strategy to Encourage Their Residents To Wear Masks

KKK members are now permitted to wear their masks in public places

Democratic Difrence Between Usa & India

Democratic Difrence Between Usa & India. In Usa U Can Kiss In A Public Place But Canโ€™t Susu. In India U Can Susu In Public Place But Cant Kiss.

Little Karl was with his grandma in a supermarket

Little Karl yelled to his grandma: Granny, I need to pee!

Grandma replied: We are in a public place, don't say you need to pee, say something nice, say you need to sing.

Later, when grandma was sleeping, Little Karl went to grandmas room and woke her: Granny, I need to sing!

Gr...

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So, I'm in the stall of a public bathroom...

...And this guy comes in. First thing he does is belch extremely loudly. Twice. Walks to the urinal, starts obnoxiously banging his fist on the wall; I guess trying to make some sort of shitty beat. Farts, finishes, and leaves. No washing his hands or anything. All I can think is "Wow, I don't under...

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