Gluon Jokes - 2 Hilarious Gluon Jokes

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By weight, we are mostly gluons.

None of that's matter, though.

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My 8 year old son wants to be a comedian.

He also like quantum physics, so I suggested he make up some jokes. Here's the first two.

What so you call a particle who likes taking pictures?
A photongrapher

Why did the apple fall out of the tree?
It ran out of gluons.

If you have any Similar he'd love to hear them and...

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