What are a male donkey’s pronouns?

He / haw

Did you hear what Emma Watson's new pronouns are?

(Her, My & He)

What pronouns does a Chicagoan use to identify as non-binary?

Dey or dem

What are the pronouns for someone who identifies as an attack helicopter?

Apache/Apachim

I had a pretty bad case of food poisoning this week. After a couple of days I decided it was time to update my pronouns.

Her/She/Squirts

What are Perry The Platypus’ pronouns?

Do Be Do/Be Do Bah

My uncle's joke he just came up with: What are chocolate's preferred pronouns?

Her, She

What would a donkey's pronouns be?

Hee-Her

The teacher asked to name two pronouns.

I said "Who, me?"

What’s a male Jewish New Zealanders pronouns?

He/Brew

What pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

Her/she’s

I'm Jewish and Nonbinary.

My pronouns are oy/they.

Are there a lot of first-person singular objective pronouns…

…or is it just me?

What pronouns does Rosemary like to go by?

She/Herb.

What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?

hee/hee

What are Snoop Dogg's pronouns?

Hizzle/shizzle.

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I sexually identify as chocolate

My pronouns are Her-She

I'm coming out as binary.

My pronouns are 00110101 and 10100110.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would his pronouns be?

Hee/Hee

A teacher notices a kid not paying attention, points at him and asks him to name two pronouns

Who? Me?

My wife was fussing at me for using the wrong pronouns with her.

I was like, “Dude...”

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What pronouns does a person who sexualy identifies as Michael Jackson use?

He/heee

It's no wonder women love chocolate so much. Their pronouns give it away.

Her/she

A lot of people think Michael Jackson's Pronouns were He/Him, but in reality,

Michael's preferred prounouns were He/He

Lucky Pronouns.

Teacher :Sammy, can you give me 2 pronouns?

Sammy : Who? Me?

Teacher : Very good. That's correct!

It's important to distinguish pronouns from verbs

That is, if you want to use damn well

I identify as an ambulance

My pronouns are wee/woo

Politically correct

I identify as as a comedian
My pronouns are HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE

A man walks into an LGBTQ centre.

He walks up to the front desk and introduces himself. "Hello, I identify as a chocolate bar. Can I join?"

The receptionist replies "Sir, that's disgraceful! You're mocking the community. We're going to have to ask you to leave."

"You can't call me sir!" The man exclaims. "I use her/she...

Hi, I'm an identity thief.



My pronouns are you/yours.

I identify as Giantkin.

My pronouns are Phe/Phi/Pho/Phum and i'd like you to respect them please.

I just realized how woke Nintendo is.

The Wii and WiiU may be the first consoles in history to have preferred personal pronouns.

My son's teacher has been giving him poor marks for grammar.

At a parent-teacher conference, she was really lording it over me.

"You know, I consulted on the latest version of the Chicago Manual of Style."

"Oh, wow, that's—"

"And I have a Master's from Cornell."

"Yes, I saw the degree when I walked in, but my son really needs—"...

What do you call someone who was dropped on their head as a baby?

Hard to say- every one of them has their own pronouns now.

Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?

It uses Hershey pronouns.

Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?

You can only put them in neutral.

My high school English teacher was so mean!

She would walk around the classroom and stop to ask students random grammar questions. I remember this one time she was walking by my desk and she stopped, pointed at me and said "Quick, name 2 pronouns!"


Startled, I looked at her and replied "who, me?"

Student and Teacher conversations

Teacher: John, give me a sentence starting with " I ".
John: I is...
Teacher: No, John. Always say, "I am."
John: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
John: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
John: Mayb...

Simple instructions from an English teacher for a great essay.

1. Don't use no double negatives.
2. Don't abbrev.
3. Personally, in my opinion, a writer or essayist should not make use of too many words or phrases which he does not necessarily need in many cases.
4. About sentence fragments.
5. Dont, use, commas, when they are, unnecessary.
6. Ke...

I'm all for people, places, and things.

I guess you could say I am pronouns.

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