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Pronouns Jokes

What are a male donkey’s pronouns?

He / haw

What are a trans parents pronouns

Who/where

What's a Karen's pronouns?

Sue/Them

What pronouns do Amber Heard’s lawyers prefer?

Hear/say

What did the candy bar say when you asked for their pronouns?

Her/she

What are a snake’s pronouns?

He/him/hisssssss

[OC] When I changed my pronouns...

...to "whom" and "sir/madam", I found advertising became much more personalised.

My uncle's joke he just came up with: What are chocolate's preferred pronouns?

Her, She

A lollipop asks a chocolate bars pronouns.

The bar says its prounouns are her/shey

[OC] What pronouns are widely embraced by the folks in Texas?

Heeee / haaaa

Yo mama so fat

her pronouns are Hershey

Are there a lot of first-person singular objective pronouns…

…or is it just me?

What are Dolores Umbridge’s pronouns?

*Hem/hem*

I now identify as invisible

Although I was born visible, I am now trans-parent. My pronouns are who/where

My pronouns are Rare/Medium Rare.

And if you don't use these, my feelings and mental health is at steak...

What pronouns do comedians use?

He/he/he

What are a Jamaican persons pronouns?

I and I

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i sexually identify as a donkey

my pronouns are he/haw

I am tired of keeping track of so many pronouns. Apparently now they have specific pronouns for Russian army....

was/were

Did you hear what Emma Watson's new pronouns are?

(Her, My & He)

what is a male vampire's pronouns in the sunlight?

he/hiss

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On our first date, I politely asked the girl for her pronouns.

It turned out they are fuck/off.

I don't believe in pronouns,

They made me fail English

What pronouns do serial killers go by?

Man/slaughter

Whenever someone asks me my pronouns

I tell them I just get by with the amateur ones.

What’s a sheep farmer’s pronouns?

She/ar

Teacher: Name 2 pronouns

Student: Who, me?

(And that's it!)

What pronouns did Julius use?

Ze/Zir

I'm a cowboy but my pronouns are

Ye/Haw

I got an email today from someone, and in their email signature, they put their pronouns "them/they"

So when I responded, I hit "reply all"

What are Perry The Platypus’ pronouns?

Do Be Do/Be Do Bah

Did you see in the bathroom that they have complimentary pronouns?

I took a she/it.

What would a donkey's pronouns be?

Hee-Her

What pronouns does Rosemary like to go by?

She/Herb.

I'm changing my pronouns to "Almond Joy/Mounds"...

...because sometimes you feel like a nut, and sometimes you don't.

Lucky Pronouns.

Teacher :Sammy, can you give me 2 pronouns?

Sammy : Who? Me?

Teacher : Very good. That's correct!

What pronouns does a Chicagoan use to identify as non-binary?

Dey or dem

What are the pronouns for someone who identifies as an attack helicopter?

Apache/Apachim

What are Snoop Dogg's pronouns?

Hizzle/shizzle.

What’s a male Jewish New Zealanders pronouns?

He/Brew

My wife was fussing at me for using the wrong pronouns with her.

I was like, “Dude...”

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What pronouns does a person who sexualy identifies as Michael Jackson use?

He/heee

It's no wonder women love chocolate so much. Their pronouns give it away.

Her/she

My grade school teacher said to me "Name two pronouns".

Only half paying attention to the lecture, I replied "Who, me?"

I'm still learning my pronouns...

But that is neither here nor there.

A man walks into an LGBTQ centre.

He walks up to the front desk and introduces himself. "Hello, I identify as a chocolate bar. Can I join?"

The receptionist replies "Sir, that's disgraceful! You're mocking the community. We're going to have to ask you to leave."

"You can't call me sir!" The man exclaims. "I use her/she...

I'm a comedian ..

My pronouns are 'he he'.

I now identify as boring.

My preferred pronouns are ho/hum.

My friend is a nonbinary time traveler

Their pronouns are they/then

I'm Jewish and Nonbinary.

My pronouns are oy/they.

I identify as an ambulance

My pronouns are wee/woo

All this neopronouns stuff is cool and all...

I just can’t find a guide on how to pronouns them.

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