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Prongs Jokes

What do you call a fork with 3 prongs?

A threek

Two girls are talking.

\- So, - the first one asks. - How did your last date go?

Oh, you won't believe it. He turned out to be such an egoist!

\- Really? What did he do?

\- Well, he had a condom with all these bumps, ridges, prongs...

\- Then how come you are calling him an egoist?

\- He...

So a Frenchman, a Brit, and a New Yorker are captured by cannibals...

So a Frenchman, a Brit, and a New Yorker are captured by cannibals. The chieftain has them bound and brought to the village square, where he announces their fate. "For trespassing on our land," he says, "you will all be sentenced to death! You will be killed, skinned, eaten, and have your hides tann...

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Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife

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Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.

A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:

Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversa...

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