A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you ...
The Battle of Three Kingdoms
There were three medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake. There was an island in the middle of the lake, over which the kingdoms had been fighting for years. Finally, the three kings decided that they would send their knights out to do battle, and the winner would take the island.
A solider had recently found out that he had cancer, and the diagnosis was making him feel miserable and struggle to carry out his duties. After failing to polish his boots properly, the drill sergeant called him forwards.
“Why haven’t you polished your boots properly?” He yelled. “What’s wrong with you? Can you make your kit presentable or not?”
“Cancer”, the soldier replied sadly.
“Good!”, the sergeant shouted, much to the soldiers surprise, before marching off.
The next day, the soldier was cal...
I was over at my friend's house, and he had a wall full of board games. One caught my eye that had a full gold box, and inside were well made, metal playing pieces and a polished wooden board. I decided I had to have it, but he might see me if I tried to steal it.
It was a Risk I had to take.
During the Middle Ages, a young prince is relaxing in his palace waiting for a love letter from a princess in the next kingdom.
A pigeon flies in holding a letter in its beak. The prince takes the letter, opens it and reads:
"Limited time special: Get your sword polished for only 5 gold coins."
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A man walks into a bar...
A man walks into a bar with a monkey. Proceeds to the bar, and asks the bartender if he can sit and have a few beers as his monkey joins him.
It’s slow, so the bartender says “sure.”
After a few drinks, the guy asks the bartender if he would keep an eye on his monkey while he uses the...