A farmer has spent a year fencing his house to perfection and named it r/jokes. He woke up the next day only to find his fences scattered around.

Why are there so many reposts?

Despite what you may hear or read, the United States is close to perfection.

Canada!!!

I have practiced everything until perfection, but nobody seems to notice

Don't misunderstand me. My pickpocketing has improved, but nobody seems to notice.

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Budweiser method

These three guys are in a bar, having a few beers, and checking out the babes as they enter the establishment. One walks in, rather attractive, and they "discuss" her "rating," which is on a 1 to 10 scale. One says, "I'd give her a 7. She's really quite pretty." Another agrees, and so does the third...

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