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Weewee Jokes

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(OC) One day while going to the bathroom, a little boy asks his father, "Dad what are these things hanging under my weewee?"

"Oh that" says his dad, "Those are your family jewels."

"Oh" the boy replies.

The next day, the dad gets a call from the school principal that his son is in trouble and will be suspended for looking up a girls skirt.

The dad asked the son, "What were you thinking?"

The s...

Roses are red, violets don't dance

I'm having a stroke
call a anbulous... ambivalence... weewee wagon pls

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Grandpa, Can I Have a Tricycle?

A very young James went to his grandfather and asked for a tricycle.



Grandfather asked, "Jimmy, can your weewee reach all the way to your butthole?"



"Well, no Grandpa, it can't", Jimmy replied sheepishly.



Grandpa said to come back and talk when it could.<...

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