I periodically see my doctor and our conversations go like this...

Doc: your diet isn't great. Don't you think you should try to easy off on the salt?

Me: Na

Doc: you really should. You might develop respiratory issues and have trouble breathing.

Me: O

Doc: and try eating more fruits. They'll give you more vitamins and minerals

Me...

Why do electricians periodically call their parents just to bad mouth them?

So they stay grounded.

(Only percussionists would get this) I play mallets in band class, and so periodically my teacher would see how I was doing.

I always pass the vibe check.

I’ll leave now.

Can we please stop posting chemistry jokes?

I keep seeing the same jokes reposted periodically.

What language do metallic fruits periodically speak?

Manganese.

My nose gets clogged and unclogged periodically

It's sinusoidal

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Can you write with a tampon?

Only periodically.

How often are chemistry jokes posted to reddit?

Periodically

I slept like a baby last night.

I woke up periodically, screaming in terror and confusion.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

r/jokes is like staring into my toilet while periodically looking away after taking a dump.

I keep seeing the same shit over and over again.

I periodically tell chemistry jokes

But usually there is no reaction.

Probably people are just too noble.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.