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Periodically Jokes

Scientist has a pain that comes back periodically.

Keeps saying "aaaaah it Hertz"

I periodically see my doctor and our conversations go like this...

Doc: your diet isn't great. Don't you think you should try to easy off on the salt?

Me: Na

Doc: you really should. You might develop respiratory issues and have trouble breathing.

Me: O

Doc: and try eating more fruits. They'll give you more vitamins and minerals

Me...

My nose gets clogged and unclogged periodically

It's sinusoidal

What language do metallic fruits periodically speak?

Manganese.

A married couple is lying in bed one night....

A married couple is lying in bed one night.


The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special bits. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interv...

Why do electricians periodically call their parents just to bad mouth them?

So they stay grounded.

I periodically tell chemistry jokes

But usually there is no reaction.

Probably people are just too noble.

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r/jokes is like staring into my toilet while periodically looking away after taking a dump.

I keep seeing the same shit over and over again.

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