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What did Beethoven say to the pianist that didn’t perform well

Pathétique

I was shocked to find out that I had a little Canadian in me this whole time.

And he didn’t even perform well!

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A sexually active cock

A couple goes to visit a farm. A farmer shows them around and points toward a chicken and says, "This chicken is amazing, he can have sex 300 times a day."

The wife glances meaningfully to the husband and says, "Wow, what an amazing cock."

He husband, wisely, asks the farmer, "But is i...

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