Tom decided he needed a haircut, so he went to the barbershop
After getting his cut, he was making some small talk with his barber, when a boy no more then 10 walks in, and the barber whispers into Tom's ear "watch how dumb this kid is" The barber walks over and greets the kid, holding his hands out, one hand with 5 Loonies, and there other with a 10 dollar...
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A Priest and a Deacon
A Priest realized that less and less people were showing up to church every day. He goes to the Deacon and asks "How can I get more people to come to church?"
"Well", says the Deacon, "people like food. Maybe if you offer free food at mass, more people will show up."
So the Priest set...