Penances Jokes

There's a devout Catholic man who once committed a regrettable act – he gave his best friend a blowjob while intoxicated. Filled with remorse, he decided to seek forgiveness from God and headed to the church.

Inside the church, he approached the priest and says he wants to confessed his sin, ... read more

.../ for father O'Reily while he's on holiday.
The old priest leaves a list of sins and penances.
After mass, a woman goes into the confessionary and says. "Forgive me Father for I have sinned"
"What is your sin , my daughter? "
"I stole $5 from the husband's wallet"
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The first nun is called upon and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I saw a man's penis." The priest says, "For penance you will need to rinse your eyes with holy water then recite five Hail Mary's and one Our Father.

The second nun is called upon and says, "Forgive me father for I... read more

So this new priest is filling in while the regular one is on vacation.

He has a list of penances he can give out during confession.

The first few confessions are easy. Ten hail Mary's for cheating on a test, 15 our fathers for forgetting lying, etc.

Then a woman comes in and co... read more