Paralyzes Jokes - 2 Hilarious Paralyzes Jokes

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My 6 year old just made this one up, really proud. If a pear “paralyzes” you, what does an apple do?

It paralyzes you.

What do you call a disease that paralyzes half of a chickens face?

Bells Poultry

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