I now know the truth behind my sleep paralysis demon...

...it was trying to protect me from the movie cats.

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So my friend told me about sleep paralysis..

I said that sounds like a fucking nightmare.

I've been having constant sleep paralysis

In my last 3 dreams I was in a wheelchair

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