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What do you call a paraplegic who self medicates with drugs and gambling?

A High Roller

what do you call a paraplegic child that just learned tae kwon do

partial arts

What do you call a paraplegic riding on some waterskis?

Skip

What do you call a paraplegic pot head:

A baked potato.

What do you call a paraplegic in a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on Wheels.

What do you call a paraplegic's cell phone?

A can't walkie talkie

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