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Paralympian Jokes

I like my beers as I like my Paralympians

strong and hoppy



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What's a Paralympian's biggest fear?

Testing positive for WD-40.

How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

handsfree

Box

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. “What happened to your face?” I asked. “I’m a Paralympian,” he replied. “Boxing?” “No, … hurdles.”

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