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One day a woman is lying topless on her penthouse balcony

When out of the blue flies a handsome god who proceeds to give her the best sex of her life.

After they finish she asks, 'who are you?'

He replies, 'I am Thor!'

'You're thore? I still had my panty hothe on'

I'm going to start a luxury panty company...

It'll be called Cucci

Me: I know panty hose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone

**Bank Teller:** So— is this not a robbery?

**Me:** No, It is.

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Redneck book of manners.....

1. Never take a beer to a job interview.


2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.


3. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.


4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.


5. Even if you're ...

Why don't programmers go on panty raids?

Because they get undie find errors.

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How to catch a fish

Another joke that i heard in Hindi many years ago. Trying to translate in English.

On a sunny day, a man was sitting by a river with his fishing hook in the water hoping to catch a fish. He was unsuccessful, so he goes the next day and the day after and continuously for several days with no ...

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