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Panty Jokes

I'm going to start a luxury panty company...

It'll be called Cucci

Why don't programmers go on panty raids?

Because they get undie find errors.

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Two wives go out.

Two wives go out without their husbands.
Suddenly, they feel the urge to pee, but the without a toilet in sight the only place where they can find relief is in a nearby cementaty.
The first wife realises she has no paper so she cleans herself with her panty and throws it away.
The sec...

My wife called me a "panty dropper."

She said to be more careful with the laundry next time.

The schnauzer

A lady was showing her dog at all of the local shows but despite having a tremendous dog, she never placed higher than third. She cornered one of the judges after one show and asked why her dog never won.

"Well, the problem is that your dog has too much hair between its toes and we have to de...

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