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Two elderly people are sitting in an old-age home

The first says, “You know, Eliza, every day we have left is a blessing. What do you say we head to my room and have a little fun?”

Eliza thinks for a bit, and finally shrugs and says, “Sure, why not?”

The two totter off to his room, him tottering on his cane, her shuffling along on her...

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux got fired

They go to the unemployment office and Boudreaux goes in first. The man behind the desk says “Mr. Boudreaux, I’m sorry to hear that you lost your job. What did you do for a living?” Boudreaux replies “I’m a diesel fitter.” The clerk says, “Okay, diesel fitter is skilled labor, so we can give you...

What do you call a crossdressing mime?

A panty-mimer

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