I saw two kids fighting on the elementary school playground and being the only adult around, I had to step in...
Little bastards didn’t stand a chance…
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Saw a group of 4 guys beating up an old guy earlier and decided to step in
He never stood a chance against 5 of us
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One time I saw 4 kids bullying another kid so I decided to step in
He didn’t stand a chance against the 5 of us
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I saw a bunch of kids trying to throw another kid into a dumpster and I had to step in.
They weren't tall enough to get him over the top.
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What does a dog do that you step in?
Pants.
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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?
Submitting a stool sample.
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How does a squid couple take the next step in their relationship?
They get calimarried
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A one-armed eldery man and his wife step into a restaurant in Paris
The man orders a steak while his wife goes for a salad. The waiter sees the man struggle with his steak, as he only has one arm. The waiter feels bad for the man, but doesn't want to ask him if everything is alright because he might embarrase the man. At one point the man leaves the table to go to t...
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Just the other day I was walking down the street when I saw a man being attacked by three masked men, so I had no other choice but to step in.
He didn't stand a chance against the 4 of us.
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What's the first step in making Bronco cookies?
Beat em in a bowl for three hours.
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A guy driving along gets pulled over by a traffic cop for going 1 mph over the limit
The guy steps out of his car and the cop asks in a sarcastic tone why he his so important to be driving that fast. The guy replies carefully that he is on his way to his next job. "Oh yeah " the cop replies " and what is that President?" "No" the guy replies "I'm a rectum stretcher" "O...
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"The 12 boys stranded in a flooded cave system in Thailand have started diving lessons in the latest step in efforts to bring them out alive."
I think they've hired Neymar.
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My friend had to step in as the lead of Little Shop of Horrors at the last second.
He was Suddenly Seymour.
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Two priests are in a shower.
They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.
Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.
He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, while he is halfway down the hall when he sees three newly inducted nuns from o...
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