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Pain Pill Jokes

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A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled

The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man.

“No way! No needles! I hate needles!” the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects.

“I can’t do the gas thing – the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!” ...

So one evening, just before bed....

...... I handed my wife a glass of water and some pain pills for her headache.

She said, “But I don’t have a headache.”

So I smiled and said, “Gotcha!”


(Probably a repost from somewhere, but I’m just remembering this old joke from years ago)

Three Doctors were discussing pain,

three Doctors were discussing ways to treat pain.

The first Doctor said that he thought Advil or Tylenol would do in most cases.

The second Doctor said that he thought that prescription pain pills were needed a lot more than are prescribed.

The third Doctor said that he believed...

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