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Saw my neighbour scrubbing some graffiti saying 'paedo' off his door this morning...

I said "What's been going on mate?"

He said "Fucking kids!"

My girlfriend and I went out to a restaurant last night, and some of the other diners started calling me a 'paedo' and a 'cradle snatcher.' All because I'm a 52 year old man with a 21 year old girlfriend.

It totally ruined our 10 year anniversary meal.

Statistics show that 1 in 20 of us live next door to a paedo...

...not me though, I live next door to two stunning 8 year olds.

A man and his wife were debating

A man and his wife were debating whether it was time to start a family when they saw a couple with cute kids, splashing and giggling in a paddling pool.
The husband looks at the wife and said: " Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The wife smiled and said: "Yes, G...

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My Dad sent me this email titled "Politically Correct Jokes"

Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex.
I woke this morning with a huge correction.



The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers .......
So I did.... she's 21 and her name's Lucy



My girlfriend sa...

My wife and I got into a heated argument.

"I met a man...but I married a boy." she said, her face full of rage.

I said, "I guess the jokes on you then, paedo."

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