Saw my neighbour scrubbing some graffiti saying 'paedo' off his door this morning...
I said "What's been going on mate?"
He said "Fucking kids!"
My girlfriend and I went out to a restaurant last night, and some of the other diners started calling me a 'paedo' and a 'cradle snatcher.' All because I'm a 52 year old man with a 21 year old girlfriend.
It totally ruined our 10 year anniversary meal.
Statistics show that 1 in 20 of us live next door to a paedo...
...not me though, I live next door to two stunning 8 year olds.
A man and his wife were debating
A man and his wife were debating whether it was time to start a family when they saw a couple with cute kids, splashing and giggling in a paddling pool. The husband looks at the wife and said: " Are you thinking what I'm thinking? The wife smiled and said: "Yes, G...
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My Dad sent me this email titled "Politically Correct Jokes"
Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex. I woke this morning with a huge correction.
The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers ....... So I did.... she's 21 and her name's Lucy
My girlfriend sa...
My wife and I got into a heated argument.
"I met a man...but I married a boy." she said, her face full of rage.
I said, "I guess the jokes on you then, paedo."