Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume?
Me: Oh, that's when I went to Yale. Bit embarrassed about that.
Interviewer: Damn, embarassed about Yale? You're definitely hired!
Me: Thanks! I REALLY needed this yob.
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I spent the past four years in Yale.
Now I can’t even get a yob as a yanitor. Fucking yudicial system.
A man goes into a job interview, and presents himself well
The employer is shocked at how professional he is, "Wow, you have an incredible resume, and present yourself fantastically, but you seem to be missing 5 years on this part of your resume. What happened there?"
The man replied, "Oh that's when I went to Yale."
The employer is even more ...
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During a job interview, the interviewer asks, “I noticed a 6 year gap in your resume. How do you account for this period of time?”
The applicant responds, “I went to Yale.”
Excited, the interviewer says, “Yale?!? You’re hired!”
The applicant replies, “Yay! I got a yob!”
A man is applying for a job and he has a very good resume
Interviewer: You have the qualities we are looking for and your resume looks great and we want to hire you. However, there is a 5 year gap in your resume. Can you tell us what you were doing during that time?
Employee: I went to...
A man came in to give his application to the manager.
But the manager asked, “Why is there a four-year gap in your application?”
And the man responded, “Yale.”
The manager hired him and the guy said, “Thanks. I needed a yob.”
What should you do when you get out of Yale?
Try to get a yob
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The man was eloquent in speaking and seemed highly fit for the job.
However, one question lingered in the interviewer’s mind...
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A man goes into an office for an interview. He sits down on the opposite side of the table of his interviewer.
*couple hours later*
Interviewer: “Hey, everything looks great and you seem like the right person for the job. I just have one more question, it seems that you were unempl...
A guy is interviewing for a job and it has gone really well
Interviewer: Your resume is the best among all the candidates and you have shown great fit to our company culture. I just have one more question for you. In your resume, there is a 4-year empty period, what did you do during that time?
Guy: I went to Yale.
Interviewer: Oh great! You ar...