An oxymoron walked into a bar

And the silence was deafening.

What do you get when you cross irony with an oxymoron?

Rust

My friend asked me what an oxymoron was.

I thought the best way to teach him was to use one in a sentence, so I said "The other day, I had Ethiopian food for dinner."

What do you call an idiot who contradicts himself?

An Oxymoron

I really like oxymorons. Phrases like jumbo shrimp, organized chaos, open secret

Or United States of America.

Some oxymorons

An oxymoron is a phrase with two words put together that are opposite in meaning and thus create a new meaning.

Here are some examples:

1) Living Dead

2) Jumbo Shrimp

3) Happy Marriage

4) Intelligent Redditor

Hey teacher, what’s an oxymoron?

“An oxymoron is a phrase or sentence that negates itself”
“What’s a good example?”
“r/snapchat”

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Oxymoronic Poem!

Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,

I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;

The Admission is free, so pay at the door,

Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor

One bright day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight;

Back to back they...

Do you know what "oxymoron" means?

It's a term in which contradicting words occur together. For example:
a "clever vegan"
or
a "female driver"

Jumbo shrimp is an oxymoron.

Jumbo shrimp with 8 wives is an oxymorman.

Some interesting Oxymorons :)

An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together:-

1) Clearly misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty ugly
8) Seriously funny
9) Only choice
...

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The phrase 'lazy asshole' is an oxymoron...

Because an asshole gets shit done.

The definition of an oxymoron

/r/Productivity

If a chemistry student is too stupid to learn about Oxygen,

does that make him an oxymoron?

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The Bro Quiz (NSFW)

The Bro Quiz

In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
a lovemaking
b screwing
c the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town


You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
a your views about what you e...

What do you call a moron that is actually a genius

An oxymoron

"Hi, I'm here for Paradox Club."

"Hi, I'm here for Paradox Club."

-Actually this is Oxymoron Club.

"Ok, same difference."

*looks at group*
-Oh, this guy is good.

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