Favorite and funniest oxymoron

Government intelligence

An oxymoron walked into a bar

And the silence was deafening.

Some oxymorons

An oxymoron is a phrase with two words put together that are opposite in meaning and thus create a new meaning.

Here are some examples:

1) Living Dead

2) Jumbo Shrimp

3) Happy Marriage

4) Intelligent Redditor

A group of introverts is called an oxymoron

Please help me

We learned about oxymorons.

It was very fun, there were many examples.


freezer burn, original copy, exact estimate, truthful politician, caring insurance, Microsoft Works, and more!

I really like oxymorons. Phrases like jumbo shrimp, organized chaos, open secret

Or United States of America.

My friend asked me what an oxymoron was.

I thought the best way to teach him was to use one in a sentence, so I said "The other day, I had Ethiopian food for dinner."

My friends say that I'll never find someone because I always use oxymorons

I disagree. I think I'll never find someone because I'm pretty ugly.

Some interesting Oxymorons :)

An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together:-

1) Clearly misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty ugly
8) Seriously funny
9) Only choice
...

The definition of an oxymoron

/r/Productivity

Hey teacher, what’s an oxymoron?

“An oxymoron is a phrase or sentence that negates itself”
“What’s a good example?”
“r/snapchat”

What do you call an intelligent idiot?

An oxymoron

"Hi, I'm here for Paradox Club."

Actually this is Oxymoron Club.

"Ok, same difference."

*looks at group*

Oh, this guy is good.

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The phrase 'lazy asshole' is an oxymoron...

Because an asshole gets shit done.

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A grammar book walks into a bar

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

* A bar was walked into by the pass...

What do you call a prescription opioid abuser who realise their stupidity but won't stop anyway?

an oxymoron

My teacher once told me

My teacher once told me I was a really smart student, but could also be an idiot at the same time.

I replied “does that make me an oxymoron?”

What do you call a house full of sane people?

An inn sane asylum

\*an oxymoronic joke.

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The Bro Quiz (NSFW)

The Bro Quiz

In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
a lovemaking
b screwing
c the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town


You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
a your views about what you e...

What do you call a drug addiction counselor addicted to prescription opiates?

An Oxymoron.

If a chemistry student is too stupid to learn about Oxygen,

does that make him an oxymoron?

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