I always enjoy jokes that have gone out of date, either because their subject has passed out of the public consciousness or because they reference things that are no longer accurate.
I'll get you started:
What's got three legs and lives on a farm?
The Mccartneys
My son was eating his boiled egg for breakfast, when he said “dad, I think this egg is out of date.”
I said “stop messing about, just eat it.”
He said “but Dad it’s really really out of date.”
I said “I don’t care, just eat the damn thing!”
He said “Okay dad, but do I have to eat the beak and feet too?”
I asked my Granddaughter to give me the newspaper. She said that newspapers are so out of date, and that people now use tablets, so she handed me her iPad.
That Fly didn't stand a chance.
The game monopoly is fin, but has some major out of date stuff.
There’s free parking, a luxury tax, you can actually afford to pay rent, and rich people can actually go to jail.
Using the phrase "when pigs fly" to suggest an impossibility is surely out of date.
The police have had helicopters for years now.
A German man goes on holiday
to Poland, he gets stopped at the border (because it's an out of date joke), and the border guard checks his papers and decides to ask him a few questions
"Name?"
"Hans Schmidt"
"Age?"
"32"
"Place of birth?"
"Dusseldorf"
"Occupation?"
"No, jus...
My university just cancelled classes after collectiing tuition, room, and board
The bookstore said my textbook edition was already out of date
My fruit salad is now all currants.
I updated the recipe when I realized I was out of dates.
Searching on Bing is like asking a woman how old she is.
The result will be 10 years out of date, you will feel harrassed, and you will be more confused than when you started.
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