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old timey classic i haven’t seen on here for a while

when is a door not a door?

when it’s a jar

How does an old timey 1930s era gangster threaten a jelly fish?

"You're see, through!"

What did the old timey New Yorker say to the woman with dirt on her shoes?

"You gots schmutz on your foots, Toots!"

What do you call a hundred old timey Irish railroad workers falling down a hill?

A navvy lanch

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