Out Of Character Jokes

Teacher was asking her students to talk about their fathers and their careers one day.

"My daddy is a fireman!" Jane proudly boasted.
"Mine is a policeman, he catches bad guys!" Said Jack with pride.

It came around to Little Johnny, who looked downcast and was very quiet, very ou... read more

Schwartz dies and is brought to the local funeral home to be laid out.
The funeral director carts him in and begins to undress the body, but when he pulls off the man's pants- he can't believe what he sees! Mr. Schwartz has easily got the largest penis he's ever seen. I mean- HUGE!
"I can't ... read more

...who grew up together. They met in high school during FFA (Future Farmer's of America) and became best friends. Years later, they are both very successful, married and own their own farms. The first farmer decides to pay his friend a visit, but as he he drives up, he see his friend over by the ... read more