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Origami Jokes

I misplaced Dwayne Johnson’s cutting tool for the origami workshop...

I can’t believe I lost the Rock’s Paper Scissors...

I got a rejection letter from the origami university today,

I’m not sure what to make of it.

I use to like origami as a hobby

But i gave up as it was alot of paperwork.

I don't mean to be bad at origami.

That's just how things unfold.

Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo...

We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds...

Did you hear about the origami shop that closed down?

Yeah. I heard it folded.

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Just found an origami porn channel

Unfortunately it’s paper view

I sabotaged an origami competition.

The judges are waiting to see what unfolds.

I used to work for an origami company

Until it folded

What's the difference between origami and a grandpa passing wind?

One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.

Apparently origami enthusiasts are bad at poker...

they're always folding.

I'll see myself out. lol

Reverse origami is my favorite sport

I love watching the action unfold.

I wanted to watch the National Origami Competition the other day...

...but couldn't because it was paper view.

Did you hear that they're broadcasting the World Origami Championships?

It's on paper-view.

Did you hear about the growing origami industry?

Their business is in-CREASING!

Origami

What do you call paper figures that sit on top of your desk?



Stationary art

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Why are soccer players shit at origami?

Because they can't use their hands

Last night I played Origami poker

Things were going great, until I had to fold.

Did you know the Origami world cup is on TV....

It's only available on pay per view though.

Anybody know who won the origami fight last night?

I couldn't find it anywhere on Paper-View

Origami Belts

They're a waist of paper

The popularity of origami has increased

ten fold.

I took up origami for a while,

but I gave it up because it was too much paperwork.

My mate who's an origami teacher, has quit her job..

Apparently...

1. There was too much paperwork.

2. She kept folding under pressure.

3. She just couldn't cut it.

The advantages of easy origami

- are two-fold

The advantage of easy origami is...

Two fold...

I watched this awesome show called Origami Wrestling yesterday

It was on paper-view

Origami is like Poker...

You gotta know when to fold

Origami

The World Origami Championships is today.

Let's see how it unfolds.

Due to lack of professional sports, ESPN televised the World Origami Championships.

It was paper view.

What do you call an origami artist from the Philippines?

A Manila folder

An origami artist wanted for murder, has been sending tantalizing clues to police.

The investigation is unfolding.

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I heard on the news that someone had robbed the Tokyo Origami Museum in Japan

The reporter said that the story is still unfolding.

Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match?

Because he will always fold.

My origami classes were canceled.

Apparently the school folded.

My friend just became the World Champion in competitive origami.

He’s great at folding under pressure.

I recently found out that the Origami school in our community is about to close for good...

I'll update more on this as it unfolds.

I was laid off due to COVID, so I took a job at an origami factory

Unfortunately it folded.

I'm creating a WWE match between origami figures.

It's paper view.

A friend started telling me about his new found interest in backwards origami...

I'll let you know how it all unfolds.

Did you hear about the origami master who lost his job?

His office went paperless.

I ordered a book on the internet called "A beginner's guide to Origami".

When it arrived it was a scrunched up piece of paper.

Have you heard about that new TV program about origami?

It’s paper view...

I'm going to the reverse origami championship tomorrow

Can't wait to see how it unfolds

Why can't origami masters play poker?

Because they keep folding

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When I said I wanted an origami book...

I didn't mean a regular book in the shape of a butterfly.

With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'

It's on paperview

I enrolled in a course called, “Basic Origami for Nitwits” and you’re probably thinking, “Why?”

Well, the answer is twofold...

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Japanese Banking Crisis

Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.


In the past week, Origami bank has folded, Sumo bank has gone belly up and Bonsai bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.


Last week it was announced that Karaoke bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song w...

I was supposed to be teaching origami to kids but I had to leave halfway through

I guess you could say that I folded

I'm writing a musical love story set in the '50s about 2 teens from the opposite sides of the tracks, falling in love during the National Origami Qualifiers.

I'm calling it "Crease."

What are we to do with all the canceled sporting events?

They're going to televise the world origami championships live... On "paper view"!!!

Paper is getting so expensive these days

With costs like these I'm certain my origami business is gonna fold

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Delivering the male (my cake day contribution)

It was John's last day delivering the mail. He had been doing so for 4o years and was about to retire.

Most of the families greeted him warmly and handed him an envelope presumably with a small monetary gift inside.

But when he arrived at the Jones' house the woman there pulled him ins...

It is really sad what is happening to the local businesses around our town.

The bra manufacturer has gone bust;
the specialist in submersibles has gone under;
the manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation;
a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers;
the suppliers of paper for origami enthusiasts has folded;
the Heinz factory has be...

I told my friend I was an origami black belt? He laughed..

He wasn't laughing any more when I folded him into a &@#%ing yacht...

My girlfriend kept begging me to go with her to her origami class she had been taking.

I kept resisting until one day, she gave me "that look".

I folded.

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

*because it was pay-per view.*

"paper view"

Once I had completed my final exam, my professor told me to turn it in to one of the teaching assistants.

Good thing I have been practicing my origami.

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A duck walks into a bar....

"vodka and coke please" the duck says. The barman is amazed but manages to reply "do you want ice?".

"no thanks, I want to drink it quick, I've had a nightmare fighting a boiler today and need to take the edge off"

The barman hands the drink over, The duck wraps his beak/bill around ...

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