Ogle Jokes

Or as it's also known, "Bodybuilding"

...And I mean damn beautiful, wearing this knee-length dress with a split halfway up the thigh, low-cut and showing off a magnificent rack - with no bra, even!

I briefly tried to start a conversation to distract myself from the urge to ogle, but it was clear she didn't speak enough English, a... read more

...so, when she came to visit him at college, he hid her away in a hotel pretty far away from his school. He knew how crude his schoolmates could be and it wouldn't do for her to be exposed to such filth as these cretins would be likely to subject her to.

The whole week that she visited, she ... read more

As he comes close to the harbor, he sees an enormous, absolutely gorgeous Barque, docked in its own reserved spot. He ogles it for a minute, before docking himself and running through his checklist of things to finish before he can leave his vessel.

He finishes, gets all his things, and goes... read more

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitc... read more