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Billy Bob and Bubba are walking down a trail when they spot a human head under a bush...

"Lookit that, Bubba!" Billy Bob says. "Ain't that cousin Jeff?"

Bubba picks up the head, raises it to his eyes, squints, then shakes his head.

"Naw," he says. "Jeff was taller."

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Barnyard Blues

Thereā€™s this horse in a barn and heā€™s watching TV and he sees a rock band playing music so he calls up a music teacher ā€œHey, I wanna learn to play guitar, thereā€™s only 1 problem Iā€™m a horseā€ music teacher says ā€œno problem I can teach anyone anythingā€ 2 months go by and horse is shredding it on the g...

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Best read in an Irish brogue

I see yer new in th'area, boyz, so ai'll give ya some free advice. Be careful wat yer known far, as da locals can be a bit stickish.

Lookit me 'uouse, wouldja. I built it wit me own two 'ands, drew da plans up, too. But do dey call me "Billy da 'uouse-builder?" Naw.

That bridge, over a...

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