Because it's my Cake Day, I'll tell you a cake joke my little brother (10) told me
It's a Dutch joke but I'll try to explain
So I had made a cake recently, and it just stood there on the table. So my little brother comes up to me and says; 'Kijk daar!' (Look over there) while pointing at the cake. So when I looked at it he says; 'haha je keek' (haha you looked)
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Three Mexicans are in a jail cell.
One Mexican says to another "JHey Ese, what you in forrr?"
The guy replies "Dey dink I rrrobbed a place man, But dey got de wrrrong guy! JHow about you?"
"Daamn Ese that sucks! Well I got into a fight in a barrr. So dey thrrew me in jherrre."
"Oh sorrrrrry, Ese." They both look ...