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You hear about the Polish terrorist at the spa?

He came in with bath bombs strapped to his chest

An original from my 7 year old

What do you call a toot in the bath tub?



A bath bomb

A guy walks into an appliance store...

Manager: Can I help you?

Guy: Yes. I'm looking for one of those bath bomb thingies that burns bread.

Manager: Do you mean a Toaster?

Guy: That's what they're called??

What's the difference?

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a car filled with bombs?

I don't have a Lamborghini.

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