Non believers say it is impossible for a virgin to have kids...
... but my socially awkward friend Mitchell owns a goat farm - and he has plenty of kids!
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar
They all begin discussing their own churches and synagogue. As the night goes on, they drink more and more, and the discussion starts to turn competitive. Each starts to boast about how eloquent they are, and how great they are at converting non believers. Eventually, the bartender gets sick of it. ...
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