My uncle is a member of the NRA. He came over for the Christmas dinner wearing a shirt with Jesus on it. I noticed his shirt and complimented it.
He then took his jacket off and showed me the back. On it, Jesus was holding a PK in one hand and an AK-47 on the other. Above it was text th...
What do Zombies think when they see someone with a red hat and no mask?
That's a no brainer
Everyone knows how Kennedy died
That ones a no brainer
God asks a programmer to decide between eternal life and bliss or a cheese sandwich.
The programmer says he must think about it for a bit which confuses god a bit since it’s a no brainer and more of a joke question, but he agrees.
After a while he comes back and says “I’ll take the cheese sandwich, thank you”
God now even more confused, asks how he came to that decisio...
Lobotomy is the solution for all mental illnesses
It's a no brainer
It seems I passed my mummy embalming exam...
It was a no brainer!
I bought zombie insurance recently
it was a no brainer
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