No Brainer Jokes - 7 Hilarious No Brainer Jokes

Jesus's favorite gun

My uncle is a member of the NRA. He came over for the Christmas dinner wearing a shirt with Jesus on it. I noticed his shirt and complimented it.

He then took his jacket off and showed me the back. On it, Jesus was holding a PK in one hand and an AK-47 on the other. Above it was text th...

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What do Zombies think when they see someone with a red hat and no mask?

That's a no brainer

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Everyone knows how Kennedy died

That ones a no brainer

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God asks a programmer to decide between eternal life and bliss or a cheese sandwich.

The programmer says he must think about it for a bit which confuses god a bit since it’s a no brainer and more of a joke question, but he agrees.

After a while he comes back and says “I’ll take the cheese sandwich, thank you”

God now even more confused, asks how he came to that decisio...

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Lobotomy is the solution for all mental illnesses

It's a no brainer

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It seems I passed my mummy embalming exam...

It was a no brainer!

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I bought zombie insurance recently

it was a no brainer

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