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Gamestop Jokes

I called up GameStop customer support

They told me to hold.

I managed to buy some GameStop stocks at only $8/share!

It is called "GameStop Total Landscaping," right?

What did this little piggy say on the way home from Gamestop?

"Wii, Wii, Wii!"

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If I ever had sex with a GameStop employee...

...I'd offer them protection for $2.99

With the recent hike in GameStop stocks...

You are able to return something from GameStop and get your money back for the first time.

When a Gamestop employee dies and goes to Heaven...

Do you think God says "Well you have 3,000 good deeds, but I'm only gonna give you credit for 14 of them."

Knock-knock... Who's there? GameStop... Gamestop who?

GameSTOPPPPP BUYING!!! STOP BUYING!!! My hedge fund is going BANKRUPT!!!

I went to my local grocery store to buy some GameStop stock.

But they only sell beef, chicken, and vegetable.

A man over heard my conversation about GameStop stock and asked me what‘a this fuss all about?

I said, “Do you want the long or the short story?”

Ordered a burger at GameStop

Sent it back because it tasted so gamey.

I called gamestop custsomer service regarding their stocks and was put through after a 30mins wait..

And guess what? They told me to hold.

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GameStop celebrates Pride and it seems fitting.

GameStop is Pansexual: Fucks everyone without any discrimination.

My roommate has major FOMO that he doesn't have any GameStop stock that he can sell

...so I offered to lend him some, of course he'd have to give it back to me eventually

So I heard that Gamestop is looking for a Buyer

I'm readying an offer of $3.25 in Store Credit and a subscription to Game Informer.

SuperClark.

Clark kent: i'm looking for a classical game for my Nintendo Switch

Gamestop employee: You can't go wrong with Super Mario.

Clark Kent: [looking around] Haha, don't you have a regular mario?

Gamestop employee: wha-

Clark Kent: [loudly] because i'm just a regular man.

After being shorted by hedge funds, Gamestop, AMC, Blackberry and Nokia are watching those funds cry about their losses

I guess you could say those... companies love misery

Those hedge funds should have known they'd lose money by shorting GME.

As for us Gamestop customers, we fully expect to sell something for $20 and have to spend $500 when we want to buy it back.

I think I made a mistake...

...when I bought all of those GameStop chairs.

I met a girl who told me that she is an autism specialist.

Turns out she works at Gamestop.

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