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Nicolas Cage Jokes

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Covid pandemic now is like Nicolas Cage career

It continues, but nobody gives a shit

Nicolas Cage might be crazy

But you gotta admit, the man is a national treasure

What do you call a broke Nicolas Cage?

Nickel-less Cage...

There's a movie called The Rock that doesn't star The Rock, but rather Nicolas Cage.

If The Rock ever stars in a movie called Cage I fear this will only grow more confusing.

Did you hear about the acting role Nicolas Cage turned down?

Neither has he

John Travolta and Nicolas Cage walk into a bar...

The barman says, "Why the wrong face?"

How does Nicolas Cage answer his phone?

"Yes, I'll do your movie!"

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

Some famous actors decide to make a movie about classical musicians

They immediately begin to claim roles.

Robert Downey, Jr. says “I’ll be Mozart.”

Nicolas Cage says “I’ll be Beethoven.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger says “I’ll be Bach!”

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