This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Probably bad but why not. Al Pacino and a dwarf walk into a bar

The bartender asks Pacino what he wants to drink, but ignores the dwarf. This goes on for some time, until the dwarf gets pissed and tells Pacino. Pacino then pulls out a gun and points it at the bartender, and shouts "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"

What did Al Pacino say to his lover?

Say hello to my little friend!

I love Al Pacino.

But it's his brother Cap that really gets me going.

Al Pacino's brother is steaming that his parents...

named him Cap.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.