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Kick Ass Jokes

“You kick ass!”

Yes I also kick heads, torsos and other body parts.

I've come here to make non sequiturs and kick ass,

and I'm all out of pineapples.

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I came here to kick ass and chew gum...

And I've got new, longer-lasting Stride, so we'll be here for a while.

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My GF and I would kick ass at the newlywed game.

I know 100% of her answers to questions is " I don't know".

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I committed animal violence this weekend

And let me tell you, I kick ass.

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I had a childhood friend who had a speech impediment

Needless to say, I kick ass at Mad Gab

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