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Valley Girl Jokes

Why do valley girls take two birth control pills?

To be for sure, for sure.

What do you call a Valley Girl with one leg shorter than the other?

Like, not even.

Why are valley girls so odd?

They can't even.

Why do teenage girls walk in odd numbers?

Because they “can’t even” (valley girl voice)

So there's this cheerio who works at Burger King...

And he's a fantastic employee. He constantly washes tables and takes orders without complaints.

Every month, the Burger King Corporation throws a cheerio employee of the month party. It's always been Honey Nut's dream to go, but Fruity always gets to go. Every. Damn. Month. But not this mont...

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