So I says to God I says, How you so omniscient?

And God says, I know right?

How Can You Trust an Omnipotent, and Omniscient God...

When he's been plotting to kill you since the day you were born?

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Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven...

God: welcome to the St. Peter's Gates. With my omniscient knowledge, I can tell you anything you wish to know.

Conspiracy Theorist 1: Who won the 2020 US Presidential Election?

God: Joseph R. Biden

Conspiracy Theorist 2: \*Looks at his friend\* shit dude, this goes even deeper t...

I’m a nescient omniscient.

I don’t know everything.

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A mathematician, a philosopher, and an idiot come before the gates of heaven.

St. Peter looks over the three of them and says, "Heaven's getting pretty full, so I can only let one of you in. The other two will have to go to hell." So he snaps his fingers and Satan appears.

Satan says, "Each of you can ask me one question. If you can stump me on the first try, you win, ...

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Dave part 2

So after dave's boss died, dave lived his life and died then shit went down on earth and the whole humanity disappeared.
The judgment day came every human being was standing waiting for his turn and dave was looking around him, he saw his boss went to him and started apologizing for causing his ...

A Communist dies...

...at home with his family. He was a good man in life, caring for his family and working hard for the good of Socialism and his fellow man. However, being a Communist and therefore an Atheist, he is not allowed entrance into Heaven, and being such a good man, he cannot be consigned to Hell forever, ...

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