Why did young Ewan McGregor refuse to do Algebra homework?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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[Nsfw] My wife FINALLY agreed to a Star Wars role play in the bedroom...

...The only catch was I had to be Obi Wan, because she always had a thing for Ewan McGregor.

"Of course!" I said, and got to work putting together the sexiest Obi Wan costume I could. I even managed to find Glow in the Dark condoms so I could impress her with my "lightsaber".

The nigh...

The author of the book "Childish Retorts" died today.

RIP Ewan Whosarmy

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