Elise heard her little brother sniffling in the next room, so she went over and asked him what was wrong.
“I’m just having a bit of a cry sis,” he said.
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Franz was reading his book on death row...
It was the ‘storm of the century’. On death row, Franz was reading his religious texts, looking for God, even as the inmates of the neighbouring cells were having an explosive argument about who should get to shower first. ’14 days to execution’, Franz thought, as he physically and mentally trembled...
How did Beethoven rent out his house?
He put it up Fur Elise
How do you wish Beethoven aMerry Christmas?
Fur-Elise Navidad!
What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?
Fur Elise
Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?
His property was Fur Elise
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