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Elise heard her little brother sniffling in the next room, so she went over and asked him what was wrong.

“I’m just having a bit of a cry sis,” he said.

What does a Catholic priest have in common with Beethoven's Fur Elise?

They both finish in A minor

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Franz was reading his book on death row...

It was the ‘storm of the century’. On death row, Franz was reading his religious texts, looking for God, even as the inmates of the neighbouring cells were having an explosive argument about who should get to shower first. ’14 days to execution’, Franz thought, as he physically and mentally trembled...

How did Beethoven rent out his house?

He put it up Fur Elise

How do you wish Beethoven aMerry Christmas?

Fur-Elise Navidad!

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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A man walks into a bar carrying an octopus

When he sits down at the bar, the bartender ask, "Hey, what's the deal with the octopus?"

The man replies, "Oh this? This octopus is amazing. It can play any instrument!"

"Bullshit, " the bartender says. "I bet it can't play this piano!"

The man flops the octopus down onto the b...

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