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Music Lesson Jokes

After My Music Lesson, My Teacher Said I Should Be Tenor

Tenor twelve feet away from her.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

"Etude, Brute?"

So, there was a Horse, a Sheep and a Chicken and they lived in a barn

The horse had long dreamed of learning to play the guitar.


So the horse rings a music shop and he says, “Hey, I’d love to learn to play guitar. Is there anyone who can teach me”?


The music shop manager says “That’s not an issue, let’s get you started on some music lessons.” ...
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