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On Mothers day my churches handed o7t carnations to all the moms

On Father's day they handed out jumper cables. I kept quiet, because I drive an electric car, and didn't want to start anything.

Mothers have Mothers day, father's have Father's day, couples have Valentine's day

and I have Palm Sunday.

A bit late for Mothers day but still.

In elementary school, all the kids get an assignment to write an essay on the topic "There is only one Mom".

So little Ivica did his one, and the next day, the teacher goes around asking the kids to read out their essays. She asks little Ivica. He goes:

"So yesterday when I got home fr...

Mothers day scultpures

Ellis and Chris are up late carving sculptures of a mother holding a baby for their Mothers Day stall.

All of them look the same the only differences are the flowers in the mother's hair.

Chris tells a story to Ellis about his favorite flower and why.

*Ellis rolls his eyes*
...

Mothers Day Prank Suggestion

I played this simple and harmless joke on my mum a few years back and the family still laughs about it. Here you go:

Go to the local greenhouse or place that sells plants. Buy a really nice flower pot (empty) and a bag of potting soil. This is the key, while you are there snag one of the tags...

What i told my wife for mothers day...

I said baby you're so ABCDEFGHIJK. Then she said to me what does that mean. I told her it means
Amazing
Beautiful
Cunning
Dazzling
Elegant
Faithful
Gorgeous
Hot

She then said awe thanks so much but what does IJK mean.
I replied it means I'm Just Kidding.
I then ...

Dear necessity, happy mothers day!

-Invention.

I can't wish my mom a Happy Mothers Day

because she doesn't have Facebook. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This mothers day send the gift of Microsoft Office

Word to your mother

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My wife said sex has become a chore.

So for mothers day I've hired her some help.

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