yesterday, one of them bit my friend in his head, but fortunately I was able to kill it with a shovel
When a mosquito bites me and gets away I feel like a bank that just got robbed
extra points if someone can figure out how to work "blood bank" into this joke. nobody robs blood banks so...
I got a tenured professorship. My area of expertise is mosquito bites.
It’s one hell of a niche.
My girlfriend broke up with me...
After going on a hike, my girlfriend asked me to go buy her something for her mosquito bites.
She wasn’t happy when I brought her back a bra.
I was in vietnam earlier this week
I was in a bad mood after finding out my lawyer wanted more money. While walking down the street, my girlfriend was complaining about all the mosquito bites she got and how i wasnt getting any.
I turned around, looked at her, and replied “they cant suck out any blood. My lawyer already took ...
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A man isn't happy with the size of his... [long]
John has a date planned with a very attractive young lady in a few weeks, and he's a bit nervous.
You see, John is a fairly successful single man. He's got good looks, money, a luxurious loft apartment, and a convertible sports car. You can be sure that all of the ladies want him, but of all...
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