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Metal Music Jokes

What do you call someone who writes Death Metal music?

A Decomposer

My maize garden thrives when I play nu metal music

Korn

in the 1980s they blamed heavy metal music for violent youth.

Now it's 2022 and their still blaming the doors.

Windmills love metal music

They're huge metal fans

Heavy metal music video

A horse is watching a heavy metal music video, and the guitarist plays an amazing solo. The horse says "that looks amazing, I want to do that!"
The horse goes to the phone book, looks up a music teacher and calls him. "Hi, I'd like to learn to play guitar." Says the horse.
"Sure," says the ma...

TIL listening to metal music can give you heavy metal poisoning

It's because of the lead singer.

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A metal music joke - Met a cool dude at a show last night

Him: "Never seen these guys before. What do they sound like?"

Me: "They're blackgaze."

Him: "....What's their race and sexual orientation have to do with their sound?"

Listening to Metal music quietly is like being a guy with no index fingers...

...Pointless.

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An old joke popular with engineers and other neckbeards

A man dies and surprise! he finds himself in the sky and surrounded by clouds and in front of an old man who asks, ”Heaven or Hell?”

Guy goes, "what kind of question is that?" and the old man sighs and goes, “oh another one. Well allow me to show you and then you can make your decision ...

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