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Black Metal Jokes

What's the one note a black metal band will never play?

Gsus.

What’s the difference between venom and poison?

One is black metal, the other glam…

Jazz club

A demon walks into a jazz club and someone walks up to him and asks, “why aren’t you at a black metal concert?” To which the demon answers, “why would I? No one likes religious music”

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