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Heavy Metal Music Jokes

in the 1980s they blamed heavy metal music for violent youth.

Now it's 2022 and their still blaming the doors.

Heavy metal music video

A horse is watching a heavy metal music video, and the guitarist plays an amazing solo. The horse says "that looks amazing, I want to do that!"
The horse goes to the phone book, looks up a music teacher and calls him. "Hi, I'd like to learn to play guitar." Says the horse.
"Sure," says the ma...

What is a heavy metal musician's favorite dessert?

Ice cream!
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